Shanghai

January 11, 2017

I touched down around 11am I was off to the high speed rail to get into the city. My big backpack got flagged going through the conveyor belt and I had to step aside so they could search it. My bag is the kind that only opens through the top. So if you want to get something at the bottom of it, you have to take everything in the top out first. That’s why I’m kind of particular about how I pack it. So I start pulling out clothes and clothes and more clothes. She motions to keep going. I’m just yanking everything out of my bag and dumping it all over the counter. Finally I get to the bottom which is just my camping equipment. She motions for me to keep going. At this point I’m pretty steamed, and take the rest of my bag and dump in on the floor. She runs the backpack back through the machine and looks around confused because apparently she can’t find what she’s looking for. I have no idea what she’s looking for. So I’m like really, REALLY?? in Chinese. She then starts running through my 2 pouches of camping crap and triumphantly pulls out a pocket knife. Got me. Security saves the day! Shanghai 1 Adam 0.

I have to then repack all my stuff and eventually meander over to the high speed rail. The thing is pretty sweet! It goes over 300 km/hr (200 mph) and takes you from the airport to close to downtown in 8 minutes. You are flying on this thing. It’s the first enjoyable part of this trip so far! Wooo. After taking a different train I emerged from the subway and was greeted with the best kind of weather. Cold rain! After a quick slog to the hostel and lecture on not emailing for being a no show I was given a bed and it was nap time!

Take that, Chicago public transportation

I had a chance to wander around that night when the rain turned into a light drizzle. The skyline is fantastic! The Oriental Pearl building is quite the sight. I think we need more buildings purely for show! It stands along with all the other newish skyscrapers that dot the downtown across the river. Our side of the river (called the Bund) is made up of old European style buildings, which look a bid odd in China! The drizzle also made for some interesting photos with all the reflections and all the umbrellas everywhere. It was a good night, except it even though my camera was originally waterproof, it apparently is not anymore, as some of the electronics got messed up. It’s still usable, but now I have to navigate everything through the lcd screen, which sucks and makes it much more difficult to change settings quickly. More challenges!!

The next day I had a little tour all planned out by a friend of a friend who lives near Shanghai, named Amanda, who offered to show me around. I was expecting just her and a friend so I was a little surprised when it was four girls who showed up the next morning. Okay by me! We started by going back to the Bund to take some skyline photos, which looked pretty abysmal in the cloudfog. After that is was off to the park and the historic Chinatown. We went to a steamed bun place for lunch, which was delicious, although I forgot to take photos. They paid the bill when I went to the bathroom, those sneaky girls. I protested, but I knew it was useless. The Chinese are always very hospitable to their guests.

Doesn't look as great during the day, does it?

Shanghai is known for it's sweet steamed buns

So we wandered around a bit more, lost one of the girls, and lo behold she shows up with tickets to the ancient Chinese history/buildings tour. After we finished that one of them distracted me with cookies and then Amanda magically reappears with tickets to the temple. They seriously have this stuff down to an art. You don’t even get the chance to offer to pay for anything. It’s already too late!

At this temple you can pray to different Gods for things like children, power, love, money, etc. I was suggested to go with the two single girls to the love god, so I tagged along. I couldn’t help but notice the one in her late 20’s was taking her bows very seriously! You don’t want to be single and a woman approaching 30 in China!

For dinner they made reservations for us at one of the most popular hot pot places in the city. The place was massive; you could get lost walking through it. It’s been a few years since I’ve had hot pot, so I was pretty excited. For those that don’t know what hot pot is, it’s just boiling broth that you throw in whatever food you want to cook. It normally has a spicy side and a non-spicy side. I sat on the spicy side. We ordered tons of stuff, veggies, quail eggs, tofu, sliced beef, sliced lamb, pork on the bone, even pig brain! Only one of the girls likes pig brain, but she REALLY likes it, so we ordered it. I’ve had it before and I agreed to have some too. It’s soft and kind of melts in your mouth and does a good job taking on the flavor of the broth. It’s only gross when you really think about it. You’re eating brains!! Ewwww.

So this hot pot was like a two hour event. All these girls are pretty small, but they weren’t eating like it! I was impressed. After we finally finished we agreed to call it a night. They had to drive two hours to get home and had work the next morning. I tried again to help pay for the bill, but no, no, no, wasn’t happening. Anyway it was pretty awesome of them to drive all the way out to Shanghai and show me around and treat to everything. These are people I’ve never even met before!!

Well I had one last day to do some more wandering and check out the downtown area, and then that was it was it for Shanghai and China! It was good to be back! Just need to brush up a bit more on my Chinese next time!

The Start of New Trip: Off to Shanghai

January 11, 2017

Well it's that time of year again! January 5 was the start of this misadventure. I flew from Chicago to Shanghai via Beijing. The flight to Beijing is 14 hours, and this year I flew with Hainan Airlines, as their flights to China are crazy cheap right now. Sadly I wound up stuck in the middle seat, but at least I would be sharing my row with skinny Chinese people. This year I went with my preferred method of preparation for overseas travel: sleep deprivation! With back to back nights sleep of less than 4 hours of sleep I was ready to crash hard on this flight. After a meal of chicken and rice, I zonked out for about 6 hours, which was a little less than I’d hoped, but still workable. Now I just had to kill 8 hours with TV and movies. Two Bourne movies and two random Chinese movies and I was pretty much there! Although after about 12 hours there really is no comfortable way to position your butt on the chair anymore, regardless of how many times you try.

Our flight map, as seen from the top of the globe

I had found out on the flight that in Beijing we would have to retrieve our bag from baggage claim and recheck it, which was lame. Our flight was a little late, plus we burned a bunch of time taxiing and had to wait for the bus to take us to the terminal. Then my backpack was one of the last ones to make it through baggage claim and things were not looking good for my transfer. A long line going through the scanner at customs had things looking pretty bleak, and having to change terminals all but ensured my fate. Check In closed. AGHH. It can never be a smooth start to one of these trips! Then of course Hainan Airlines wouldn’t refund my money or put me on another trip for free, so I had to make a new plan. I’d read the Hainan airlines customer service was horrible and if you missed your connection you were probably SOL, but I never realized they didn’t just send your bag to the final destination! Hmm. Well you get what you pay for I guess. Time to find a new flight.

Beijing airport only has free wifi if you put in your phone number. Now I don’t have a working number here, so no wifi for me. And all the free wifi places also operate like this. Crap. Even the pay wifi service Boingo wasn’t loading. Trying to speak to a Chinese cab driver with mediocre Chinese skills is always a nightmare. Trapped at the airport! However I could connect to Wechat (a chinese messaging app) so I was able to get one of my Chinese friends to send a photo with the details of an airport hotel to show the taxi driver. As soon as you step outside into the taxi line, you can just feel the smog and pollution hit you. Its pretty crazy. Beijing winter is cold, smoggy, and miserable. Talk about a place I did not want to be.

I hopped in the cab and tried to show the driver the hotel on my phone, but he started driving to get out of the queue before I could show him the screenshot. Of course I didn’t save it directly to my phone and when we got outside the airport wifi zone it didn’t load in wechat so the driver pulled over yabbering at me a million miles per hour in Chinese and all I could say was wo buzhidou! wo buzhidou! (I don’t know, I don’t know!). So paid the base fare and get out. God I hate Chinese taxis. Aaand back to the airport. Seriously, China is by far the easiest country to hate when you first arrive.

Finally I got Boingo to load and booked a 7am flight the next morning. At this point it was getting late and I decided I was just going to sleep in the airport, I’d have to be there at 5am anyway. Plus I had my sleeping pad and travel pillow so I was pretty much good to go! A few hours of really crappy sleep and I was on the plane and off to Shanghai. Thank god!

Back to South Africa

June 10, 2016

So for the end of my trip I had two weeks to do all the things around Johannesburg and Durban, which is a lot of stuff! Compared with the rest of Africa, South Africa is chalked full of cool touristy activities. Animals, coastline, beaches, diving, hiking, history, battlefields, you name it. So I decided the best way, given my timeframe, was to rent a car and cruise around for those two weeks. Plus so many of the places I wanted to see were not easy to get to by public transit. Ideally I would have stayed at a hostel for a few days to try and recruit people to rent the car with me, but once again, no time. From Mozambique we took a bus from Maputo to Johannesburg. My German friends got off at Nelspruit, as they were going straight to Kruger National Park, which is the biggest safari destination in South Africa. I however arrived alone at Central Park station in Johannesburg, right in the middle of downtown, which, to my first impression, did seem like the safest place to be.

Luckily there were five car rental places right at the station, so I went straight there to see if I could rent a car. Of course there were lots of cars they had available to rent, but being a silly American who can’t drive manual, I had a very difficult time finding one to rent. All the Europeans I talked to thought it was very amusing that I had no idea how to drive stick! Finally after checking with the first four places, I found one that had an automatic! Some little Honda. Yes!

So it was cheap enough, $30/day, and after filling out all the paperwork I was good to go. Now my main concern was getting used to driving on the left hand side of the road. At this point I didn’t have a smartphone, or wifi, or a map, or a guidebook, or basically anything. I had some addresses of hostels on my laptop, but that had died, so I was basically flying blind driving around downtown Joburg. And downtown Joburg is NOT the place you really want to be driving around cluelessly. It’s shitty, rundown, crowded, and it felt like the equivalent of driving around the South side of Chicago without having any idea where to be going. Not fun.

Plus people are always standing partially in the street, jaywalking and running across the streets in front of you. It made me nervous as hell. Then you get the people who are constantly coming up to the car at stoplights trying to clean your windshield and stuff. I'm fine in the vast majority of travel situations, but this, combined with getting used to driving again, was making me seriously stressed out. And every time I’d try and hit the blinker it was the windshield wiper, because, ya know, they’re on opposite sides now! So I basically kept driving until I reached the highway, and kept driving until I saw the exit for a big shopping mall.

There I was able to buy a sim card for my phone and get some wifi and figure out where exactly I was. I was going to head to Kruger, so I decided to cut some driving time down tomorrow and drive straight to Nelspruit (3 hours away) tonight and meet up with my German friends at their guesthouse. I got to Nelspruit around midnight, but due to insufficient planning/maps I could not for the life of me find the guesthouse. I must have driven around the whole town twice before giving up and finding a dentist/lawyer office parking lot and sleeping in my car.

What I didn’t realize was that this was parking lot was right next to a school, which apparently did not have a parking lot. So at 6 am I was awoken by the sound of a dribbling basketball. There was a group of 10 year olds playing games in the parking lot. Wtf! I don’t mind sleeping in the car, but I hate people seeing me sleeping in my car. So I waited a while, occasionally popping my head up in the backseat like a god damn gopher, checking to see if these kids would scram. But noooo, they weren’t going anywhere. In fact more cars started showing up, dropping off their kids in this lot. Could I have picked a worse spot? Eventually I had to bite the bullet and roll out of my back seat with these little mutants watching me the whole time. Of course the whole car was fogged up and I couldn’t see anything while I was backing up, so I was praying none of these little gremlins were behind me. They weren’t and I sped out of there as fast as I could!

I ended up texting the Germans and they were also renting a car, so we drove together to some cave and a waterfall before I headed off towards Kruger. Now there was one place I wanted to hit up before Kruger, called Blyde canyon, which has a phenomenal viewpoint. Some of my friends I’d met earlier had made their facebook profile pic from this viewpoint, and all their friends were like, ‘wow, so amazing!!!!.’ So it must be a cool place! As I was driving there I managed to get a speeding ticket going 58km/hr in a 50, (5 mph over the limit) which is total bs, and it was the type of ticket you had to pay on the spot, which smelled like a scam to me, but what could I do? I had to go with one of the officers to the station to pay it, and I told them I wanted a ticket in the mail or a court date to contest it, and they basically told me I can pay or go to jail. So I paid of course. Then I tried to follow my google maps screenshot on my computer to get to Blyde canyon and managed to get hopelessly lost. I forgot how difficult navigating is without a smartphone and google maps gps!

So at this point I headed to Kruger, where I had already made reservations at a campsite. But you can’t drive after dark in Kruger, so I was speeding along trying to make sure I got there in time. So I made it through the first gate, and was driving on what was basically a 2 lane highway in the park going 100km/h (65mph) and got pulled over again by the traffic control. Apparently the speed limit in the park is 50 (35mph!) and they told me that I was going so fast that they could send me to jail. They said they’d let me off with a 2,000 rand fine ($135), but after seeing how flustered I was and that was most of the money that I had, they said 1,000 was fine. This was probably another scam too, I’m not sure. But anyway I made it to the second gate, where they told me it was getting too dark and I wouldn’t have enough time to drive to my campsite before dark, so I couldn’t enter the park. Great. Really great day. I ended up sleeping in the car AGAIN, up and ready to re-enter the park at 6am when it opened.

But driving around Kruger was pretty cool. The park has good roads is completely stocked with game. In a day and a half I saw probably 10 rhinos, 8 lions, lots of elephants, some hyenas, and all the other usual stuff like zebras, springbok, baboons, giraffes, etc. Sometimes it gets boring, but then you see a lion a few feet away or a family of elephants crossing the road in front of you and you’re like ok, this is pretty sweet! Overall it was a really good time. And I think I might have gotten lucky, because I met some people who drove around Kruger for 2 days and didn’t see any rhinos or lions, which I thought was crazy! After Kruger it was off to Swaziland, time to check another country off the list! Some Kruger pics:

the rhinos liked laying on the road in the early mornings for extra warmth

the lions don't care about cars at all, so they get up close and personal

a moment when you really like being on safari

no animals this particular morning, but nice light and cool trees

goodbye kruger! I wish this one was in focus!

Mozambique: Vilankulos

May 23, 2016

So Mattias, Manuel, Ronya, and I left our hostel at 6am were able to find the back of a truck, which we shared with a very large dead fish for the 13km’s to Inhanbane. From there we headed to the pier and hopped on a small boat heading across the bay all while a massive rainbow shone above us. After that it was a few more hours in a minibus to Vilankulos. Mattias, Manuel, and Ronya made the rookie mistakes of getting jammed in the back, while I was able to snag the front row, which has much more leg room. Suckers!

Ronja, Mattia, and Manuel in the back of the truck

Vilankulos is known for its beautiful islands and boat trips around those islands. So we got quoted from our hostel at $70/night for a day trip, which sounded a bit expensive to us. So we walked down to the beach where the dhows are negotiated a rate of $100 to get taken out for the day, lunch included. With 2 more german girls hopping on it would only cost us a more modest $17/person for the trip. We agreed to meet at 7am the next morning.

Of course before we could leave the skipper had to go the market and get our food to cook. There’s always something! Turns out we were also taking some of the locals who lived on this island with us as well, which was fine, it added to authenticity of dhow experience. We all waded in the ocean, hopped in and were off. The dhow is a single-sail boat that has no motor. The wind wasn’t very strong so we were off to a slooooow start. Like barely moving. I guess it will be a VERY relaxing boat trip. But after a while the wind picked up slightly, letting us move at something faster than a snail’s pace.

It wasn't in the best shape, but it had character

After about two hours, Ahoy matey! We had reached land. The island was gorgeous: white sand beaches, sand dunes, and an inland scrub forest. And we basically had it all to ourselves. The locals went one way to their little village and we went the other way to explore a bit. It’s always cool to be in a place this beautiful, but also to be the only ones there. After going for swim we embarked on a journey around the island, which would be much hotter and longer than anyone anticipated! I was glad I had my towel with me, which I used to cover my head and shoulders, desert bedouin style. A few hours later we finally stumbled our way back to where the dhow was anchored, and thankfully our lunch was being grilled up.

It was much more than we had expected! In the morning when we asked what was for lunch our reply was rice and tomatoes. But there were grilled fish fillets, potatoes in a tomato/onion/garlic chutney, rice, and pineapples. Really good stuff. We did a lot of eating and very little talking. Then we had a couple more hours to relax and swim, and then it was back to the mainland. Our dhow had a bunch of new passengers as well as a bunch of fish to be sold in the market. The breeze was a bit stronger in the afternoon and we made it back in only an hour or so. Very solid day!

The next day was a relax and do nothing day. I had some time to wander around the villages and the market, both of which are quite photogenic. But they’ll yell at you anytime you try and take a photo in the market. Photography can be challenging in Africa sometimes!

We decided that we did want to visit some of the other islands, and to do that we did indeed have to pay for the legit boat tour, with you know, a boat that has an engine. So we all coughed up $65 or so for a tour of bazaruto island, which is the most picturesque island of the bunch, as well as a snorkelling excursion. And it was very nice! On one side it’s all sand dunes with sand bars wrapping their way out into the ocean, which of course makes for lovely photos. So we had some time to climb the dunes and take a dip in the water before going snorkelling. The snorkelling wasn’t really all that exciting, but the boat ride was! Some sore bums all around.

We ate a very similar lunch to the first one, also delicious, and then had more time to chill on the beach before heading onwards. We stopped at one other sand dune island for a bit, and then sped off towards home. Another really nice day on the islands. We had one more chill day, and then we were all heading back towards Maputo. The bus left at 4am, so we thought: might as well just stay up all night until the bus leaves! Well this maybe wasn’t the best idea, but it did lead to an interesting night! We played drinking games until 11 and then headed to AfroBar, a place that is supposed to popular with locals and tourists alike.

Well there weren’t many tourists there, but we certainly did make a lot friends with the locals! Some people took their turns doing dances on the stripper pole they had there, not me of course, I would never do such a thing :p. We stumbled home at 2:30am, took a little swim in the pool, packed up our stuff and somehow made it to the bus station on time. It left at 5am, and let’s just say I slept well! Ronya let me sleep in her lap the whole time, which was a perfect pillow, so if you read this, thanks Ronya! I got off the bus around 1pm to break up the trip with a beach stop while the rest of the group would have another 5 hours back to Maputo. And that was basically it for Mozambique! I stayed one night on the beach and one more night in Maputo, where I met up again with Ronya and Manuel, and that was it! Time for South Africa!

Mozambique: Tofo

May 9, 2016

It’s my last day in the beach town of Tofo, so I thought I’d write a bit about it. The main attraction here is the diving, and it’s a bit more adventurous than most diving locations! You’re diving off unprotected coastline, so the waters can be a bit rough at times. This morning was especially wild, there was only one dive site that they would bring us to in the very choppy conditions. How the diving here in Tofo works is like this: you have a tractor that brings a rubber dinghy down the beach to the water. All the gear is already loaded into the dinghy. Then everyone gets on the sides of the dinghy and drags it out why the tractor is also pushing it from behind. Once you’re far enough in, everyone hops on the boat, they gun the motor, and you get out of there as quick as you can so you don’t get pummelled by the surf. From there, depending on the conditions, it can be another battle to get out to your dive site.

the tractor backing in to drag the boat out

This morning was the biggest waves we’ve had yet, and even though it was a short ride to the dive site, one guy was already making grunting noises and puking over the side. I wasn’t sitting near him though, ha. We got to the dive site, everyone rolled backwards off the boat, and headed down 30m to the reef. And the current was strong! You really had to hold onto the reef to avoid getting swept away. One couple decided it was too strong and head up right away. Eventually we got to point where we were more protected from the current, so it wasn’t so hectic.

We saw lots of shrimp, lobsters, a few moray eels, scorpionfish, pretty usual stuff. Then at the end of the dive when we surfaced the boat was really far away, and we could see it, but due to the size of the waves, it couldn’t see us. So we had wait maybe 20 minutes floating around before the boat was finally able to spot our orange inflatable device. Some of the people already in the boat didn’t look so good, three of them had thrown up already! We hopped on, and quickly sped off back to mainland. They really gun the boat when you get close to shore to get the boat as far up onto the beach as they can, which is kinda fun. Just another day diving in Mozambique!

I’ve been here 5 nights and have been diving almost everyday. But my stomach can’t handle any more than two of those boat rides a day. Tofo is touted as a place where you can see big stuff like whale sharks and mantas, but we didn’t see either. But did see some cool stuff like turtles, eagle rays, devil rays, blacktip and gray reef sharks though. Sadly no photos! One of these days I'll get a housing for my camera... Other than diving, it’s mostly been chilling on the beach. It’s low season, so everything is a bit dead. Tofo has really picturesque sand dunes, so it’s a popular place for South Africans to build house up on the dunes, overlooking the ocean. The other thing I like is how cheap the cashews are here. You get a massive bag for $2, tough to beat that! And there's one small village nearby, which I like to wander through.

Trouble in the village: a big snake! They have to call a specialist to remove it

they usually got some soccer games going

Tomorrow I’m heading north with two Germans and a Swiss guy to a place called Vilanculos, which has some nice islands and more scuba diving. In my head I’ve calculated it to take 6-7 hours, which probably means it will take 12! So one more week in Mozambique, two weeks in South Africa, and then it’s back home for me!

In Mozambique and up to date on the blog!

May 6, 2016

Hey Hey I’m actually all caught up with my blog now! It’s pretty shocking I know. But the stuff I’m posting now actually happened now or a few days ago and not 5 weeks ago! Malawi was a good country for catching up on my blog. Not much nightlife, not too many tourist attractions or tourists for that matter. Lots of time for writing and photo editing. There was even good wifi! You had to pay for it it, but still. I’m happy to pay a few dollars for good wifi rather than have free shitty/non-existant wifi.

So anyway, I’m in Mozambique now. Land of beautiful beaches and corrupt cops. It’s a bit trickier to travel here because it’s a Portuguese speaking country, but because I’m in the more touristy southern beaches, there’s still a lot of English. Sadly I had to axe the northern part of Mozambique from my itinerary because I was running out of time. Also I didn’t want to deal with the civil war stuff going on in the center of the country. If you’re traveling overland through the central provinces you have to take military convoys in certain locations because Renamo forces are shooting up buses, digging trenches in the highway, setting up ambushes, and just being a huge pain in the ass in general. A few people have been killed so far, and something unsavoury seems to happen a few times a week. Rather than deal with this military convoy stuff I decided to skip over it and fly directly to Maputo, the capital of Mozambique in the far south.

I booked my flight from Tete, which is 5 hours SW of Blantyre. Crossing the border was hilarious. I was with a Mozambiquan guy, and when he saw how the long the line was he told me to follow him. We just went to front, paid like a $1.50 and had some guy stamp us out. It took like 30 seconds. He also made sure I didn’t get totally ripped off changing my Malawi kwacha’s to Mozambique meticals.

minibus from the border to Tete. Kid on the far right has a skewer of rats

There’s no real backpacker places in Tete so I ended up at a hotel for the night, which was pricey, but they had good food and live music, so that was cool. The next day I took a motorcycle ride out in the middle of nowhere to this old church. It was really fun cruising the lousy dirt road through the little villages before finally ending up at this beautiful decaying church up on a hill. I love the African countryside. The little huts, women carrying stuff on their head, children shouting muzungu, the baobab trees, the complete lack of infrastructure. It was a really nice afternoon. That night my flight was supposed to depart at 8pm, but it got pushed back till midnight. I took a rickshaw there, which broke down, and we had to flag a different one to get to the airport. The flight was also delayed again and we probably took off at 1 am.

I got into Maputo around 3am, got my stuff and took a taxi to the guesthouse, where I promptly passed out. The place was pretty dead, like usual. I spent the next day wandering around the city, which doesn’t have much to see, but has a pleasant Mediterranean type climate, with cool breezes, palm trees, and a pleasant waterfront.

The following day I wanted to get to a place called Tofo, maybe 7 hours away, to do some diving. My hostel offered a shuttle service for $20 that left at 5am. $20 seemed very expensive compared to the last few countries I’d been in, and I didn’t feel like waking up that early, so I passed on that option. I’d take the normal public transportation. Big mistake!

I took a taxi to the bus station at 8am, which was far away and cost $8 by taxi. I found the correct bus, which cost $12, and I had to wait almost 4 hours for it to leave. Ugh. There was a bigger man sitting next to me in the window seat, forcing me to have like half by asscheek hanging out into the isle, which was obviously uncomfortable. AND it took 9 hours to get to the town outside of Tofo, called Inhambane, where I holed up for the night. So it was over 13 hours of travel instead of 7, if I would have just taken the damn shuttle. And I paid the same price. Idiot!

The next morning I finally made it to Tofo, which is where I’m at now. Land of deserted beaches and sand dunes and excellent diving. Finally!

Blantyre and Mulanje

May 5, 2016

5 hours south of Cape Maclear was a place called Zomba, which I read had some good hiking, and I was keen to get some sort of exercise in after hanging out on the lake for the last 2 weeks. I stayed at a place called Casa Rossa, a surprisingly good Italian restaurant that also had rooms. I was the only person staying there at the moment. I did some hiking the next day up in the plateau, which was nice enjoyable, with good views over Zomba town. But being all alone I was a bit bored and headed on after two nights to Blantyre, the second largest city in Malawi.

First order of business, apply for my Mozambique visa. I needed a passport photo, copy of my bank account, and hotel bookings. I had read online that one hotel booking should be sufficient, so I went on hostelworld and booked some dorms, only having to put 10% down. After printing everything out I was on my way to the embassy, where I was told I could only get a 7 day visa with 4 days of hotel bookings. Well I wanted more than that obviously, so I had to go back to hostel and fire up my good ole friend Photoshop, and start working away to come up with three weeks of hotel bookings. This was a giant pain in the ass of course, but obviously much better than paying for real accommodation, as I didn’t know exactly where I was going yet. I went back and they were satisfied, I just had to go to the bank, to pay the $81, and come back with the receipt.

This also proved much harder to than I expected as I couldn’t change kwacha to dollars at any of the banks because I didn’t have my passport. So I had to do it with some guys on the street, which turned out ok, besides the horrible exchange rate I got. And it was back to the embassy a third time, where they told me it would take three days. Just enough time to get some hiking in!

Two hours away is the Mulanje massive, a fairly surprising string of granite peaks in SE Malawi. So the next morning I took the minibus there, and started walking towards the Forrestry Office, 10kms up the road. I was hoping to start my hike this afternoon, but considering there were no buses to the office, the actual trip would have to wait until the next morning. The walk on the road was very pleasant though! At some point not far away from the main town I met a guy on the road who was also I guide, and he took me on a shortcut, to get to the lodge. He was actually just hiding me from all the guides in town, who would all be offering me their services. I had read that the most fair thing to do was book one from the office, as they supposedly had some sort of rotation system in place. Well I decided on a 3 day, 2 night hike, at the set price of $25/day which is an insanely good days wage in Malawi. I asked if I could get a discount on the last day as it would only be a few hours walk down. He said no. And oddly enough my guide turned out to be the guide who brought me there to the office. Weird! I sensed some shady dealings at work.

So we left at 7am the next morning to start the hike up into the mountains. It was steep, but nothing too bad. The way it was discussed was that I’d be hiking for most of the day and then climbing the highest peak the next morning. But we arrived at the hut at noon, and it was windy, cool, and misty, and I would have absolutely nothing to do for the rest of the day. So I told him I wanted to keep hiking. So we did another three hours of hiking and ended up a different lodge, this one actually had some other people in it, thank god! Two British girls, on break from their medical clinic work, were also there for the night.

So it was nice having some people to talk to as we cooked up our dinners. A dehydrated meal of Kung Pao chicken for me, and a much more cumbersome meal of rice, beans, potatoes, peppers, and onions for them. That’s why they needed a porter! They also made me some extra porridge in the morning, how very British! They also informed that the guides are supposed to be a negotiated rate, and theirs was less than half of what mine cost. Hmm.

The next morning the guide and I set off to climb one of the nearby peaks, which was about a two hour round-trip affair, with really nice views all around. As we were hiking I decided I’d rather end the hiking this afternoon, rather than finish tomorrow morning, kind of annoyed that he and the guy in the office lied to me about the prices. Plus I was paying him a full days rate for only a 2 hour walk down the mountain the last day. Of course he got upset that I said I was doing 3 days and now was only doing 2. I told him that I knew he lied to me about the price and I should only be paying half of what I was paying, and that I didn’t like how he took me on the shortcut to keep me away from talking to any other guides in town. So in the end, it was a long, quickly paced, awkward walk down the mountain. I paid for my 2 days at $25 like I’d agreed, plus a few extra for the cancellation, and that was that. A motorcycle ride and minibus later I was back in Blantyre.

I picked up the visa the next morning and was off into a brand new country a few hours later: the Portuguese speaking country of Mozambique!

Cape Maclear: home of Malawi's biggest festival

May 5, 2016

Two minibuses later and two sore ass cheeks and I was in Nkhotakota. I opted to stay at a place in the lonely planet 2km outside of town and near the lake, which was a bad idea! The place is now defunct, but it was too late now. This is what happens when you have a book published 3 years ago! It was not the first time the old lonely planet had led me astray! I was certainly the only one staying there, and was shown to little cement jailcell that had just a bed, thin mattress, and a desk. And a working light bulb that hung down from the middle of the ceiling. There was a stain on the floor. Someone was probably murdered here.

Well, at least it was cheap! 1,000 kwacha, or $1.50. After the sun went down I set off to find some sort of restaurant, but there was nothing to be had. Damn! The place was totally dead. Looks like cookies and chips for dinner. When I returned the guy working there was blasting the radio from his room, which is fine and all, but when it got to 11pm I finally had to get up and ask him to turn it down. Turns out the light in his room was off and the door was locked. Noooo. I knocked, but no avail. It was not a good nights sleep! I woke up bright and early the next morning, hailed a bike taxi, and took the next minibus towards Cape Maclear, where there was some sort of music festival that would be going on that night.

Three hours later I was in Salima, waiting a the bus station with a German girl who was also heading to Cape Maclear (just not tonight as everywhere was booked up for the festival) We thought there would be a minibus, but nope. We’d have to wait another few hours until a bus came from the capital, Lilongwe. Sigh. And of course it was 2 hours late. But there were a few drunk guys at the bus station to keep us company, yay! Finally the coach bus pulled up and we grabbed some of the last remaining seats. Then they hauled in a wooden desk and secured it with some rope to the bars on the ceiling….right over my head! I don’t know about this! But it was fine, the bus plugged along, stopping god knows how many times, before letting me off on the side of the road where the motorbike guys awaited. From there I strapped my bag to some guys bike and we headed off on the bumpy, dusty road, 12 miles to Cape Maclear.

As expected, everywhere was full, but that’s why I’ve got my tent! I set it up in the sand at one of the lodges and I was good to go. After a really nice sunset I joined some people pregaming for this festival and we headed there in the forest together. The cost was $15, not bad, but prohibitive for almost all the Africans, except the drug dealers of course. There was a UK DJ, Rudimental (apparently quite popular) headlining. He’s got a charity in Malawi, hence the idea to have festival here. So all the muzungus in Malawi: peace corps, NGO workers, students, volunteers had all made it to Cape Maclear for this event. I was once again the oddball who was just traveling!

It wasn’t a huge event so eventually I was able to find Camilla and two other Brits who were volunteering at Nhkata Bay and borrowed a car to get down here. So it was a decent festival, kinda chill local music until about midnight, and then the DJ sets came on, getting the crowd moving a bit. The DJ stuff was getting kinda repetitive around 2am, sothat’s when I headed out. Overall it wasn’t anything amazing by western standards, but for a small country in Africa, I guess it was pretty solid!

The next day everyone at the lodge packed up and left. It went from being totally jammed to a ghost town! Fortunately the German girl I met at the bus station, Andrea, showed up that day, so I’d have someone to hang out with the next couple of days. Cape Maclear turned out to be favorite spot of all the places on the lake. The tourist lodges are set right in the middle of the fishing village, so you’re really immersed in the local culture. Women and children washing dishes, dugout canoes everywhere, men going out fishing for the night and coming back in with the catch the next morning. Not the best place for sleeping in, but I liked getting up early and going for walks on the beach with all the activity going on. A lot of times when you’re walking the little kids will grab your hands and walk with you wherever you’re going. Kinda cute, kinda annoying if you want to take a photo!

So overall it was a lot of lounging around with Andrea and going for walks around town. I had a kid named Henry, who find me whenever I went out so we could chat. He was definitely spying on me. He was a bright kid though and spoke English well, and wanted to become and engineer and get out the village. So I’m rooting for him; it can be quite difficult getting out the village! He didn’t have email and didn’t have a phone, so I have him my parents home phone number. So Mom and Dad if you ever get a weird phone call from a boy named Henry, that’s why!

I did a day of scuba diving, which was certainly better than before, but still not overly exciting, and then it was time to head on. I wanted to do some hiking in Zomba and get to the big city of Blantyre to apply for my Mozambique visa. So I said goodbye to Andrea and took a terrifying motorbike ride back down to the main road. The guy must have been drunk. He had to have been! But I was still alive and unscathed. And as all these posts start or end with, another uncomfortable minibus ride…

Malawi: To the Lake

May 5, 2016

The main attraction on Malawi is Lake Malawi, the giant lake that stretches along its eastern coast, bordering Mozambique and Tanzania. When I got to the bus station in Mzuzu it was pouring, but I was able to snag the last available seat in a minibus, piling up all my stuff on top of me in my lap. Of course there was a backup thanks to another overturned truck, but our minibus was able to skirt around it offroad. The bigger trucks were not so lucky. 2 hours later they dumped me off in town on the side of the road and I wandered around a bit. At some point a man told me there was a free taxi to get to Mayoka Village, which is one of the guesthouses recommended to me, so sure, lets go! Winding up the hills for a kilometre or and we were there. I took a dorm room and resisted to the urge to buy a reggae CD sold by a very drunk rastaman at the bar. The set up of the place was really nice though, with views overlooking the lake, and a variety of standup paddleboards, kayaks, and traditional dugout canoes waiting near the lake, free to use. I liked this place already.

I ended up inviting myself into a group of people, two Italian girls, a South African guy and a British guy. The guys were working as teachers in Tanzania, one of the girls was an NGO worker in Kenya, and the other girl was traveling on here way up to Morocco. She was one of only three or four people I met in Malawi purely traveling!

It turns out the weather was not in our favor, as it rained for almost all of the first few days. Sometimes it would clear up a bit in the afternoon, enough time to take out the paddleboards or walk into town, but basically every night and morning, rain rain and more rain! So it was a lot of lounging around, reading, photo editing and playing bawo, which is like a more complex game of Mancala, very popular in East Africa. One night we even had a team Tanzanian acrobats come and perform for us, which was interesting!

They got off to rough start, as they were trying to dive through a hoop and do a sumersault, but they kept knocking over the hoop. But it got better after that! Not exactly the best acrobating, but entertaining enough. We also had a fun drinking night in town, where you get lots of attention at the bar! But in a big group its fine, if I was alone I wouldn’t like it so much. And finally we had one sunny day to enjoy before everyone parted ways. The teachers were heading north back towards Tanzania, the one Italian was sticking around, and the other one, Camilla came with me to Kande Beach, where I was going to meet up with Ben and Alex, the two guys I had met in South Luangwa.

It was a fairly straightforward minibus (and somewhat comfortable!) trip to Kande Beach, 60 kilometers south of Nhkata Bay. We even met a man proclaiming to be Jehovah, and almost as powerful as god, and that he could perform miracles. This wasn’t the first time I’d met someone telling me they had Godly powers in Africa. Weird! But we were dropped off soon enough, but the downside was we had to walk two kilometers from the road to get to the lodge. Fortunately some friendly locals showed us the way.

The Kande beach resort also had a nice layout, with lots of nice seating and hammocks out front to enjoy the beach, as well as an attached scuba dive shop. The lake in Malawi is famous for is multicolored cichlid fish, the freshwater fish that populate many aquariums! Right upon arriving we ran into Alex and Ben who were hanging out in the restaurant. So it was fun seeing them again, only a week later from when we first met. It turned out Alex knew the couple who were currently running the place, so we got lots of firsthand accounts of some of the difficulties of running a lodge in Africa.

As usual, there wasn’t a whole lot to do on the lake. Swimming of course, and the scuba diving, but the storms had hurt the visibility in the last few days. There was still one of my favorite activities, wandering around! A fishing village was located about a kilometer away, so it was cool to see them fish off the beach and pulling in their catches. Unfortunately almost any walk down the beach was accompanied by some guy trying to sell you stuff, mostly weed. Or the most annoying ones just walk with you and talk about random bs the whole time, like their legitimately interested in you, and then finally bring up weed at the end, and you should buy it now because you’re their best friend! Agh! And they all have stupid names like Gift and Innocent! Who told them names like this were a good idea?! I’ve met so many ‘Gifts’ and ‘Innoncents’ that it makes my head explode!

Sadly Camilla had to move on to meet some friends further south in Cape Maclear, so it was now just the three of us. Ben and I decided to a dive one of the days. We loaded up our gear, threw it in a rubber dinghy, and headed out with the divemaster. The waves hitting the beach were big, so we had to push to dinghy out past them, which was actually very difficult, getting blasted by the surf the whole time. But we finally got by it all, started the motor and made our way over the nearby island. It would be my first ever freshwater dive! With the fresh water you sink a lot easier, so no weight belts would be needed. We hopped off the dinghy and down we went. And the visibility was terrible! I mean you could see maybe a few feet and that was it. There were some fish, but not many, and we saw a sunken jeep at one point, but it certainly was not one of my favorite dives. Oh well!

I stayed for one more night, mostly just relaxing, and then decided to keep on moving. I said goodbye to Ben and Alex and then prepared myself for a solid day of dreaded minibus travel, to a place called Nkhotakota, maybe 5 hours away.

Malawi: Lilongwe and Mzuzu

May 5, 2016

After South Luangwa it was time to head to the country of Malawi, which is also English speaking and supposedly one of the more backpacker friendly countries in Africa. I took the 5am bus from the village in South Luangwa to Chipata, and then took a taxi to the border after some extensive negotiations. I also had an interesting time in the bus station as I was leaving the bus and walking through the station, a car of a bunch of young Malawians basically drove their car into me, forcing my legs out from under me and I landed on the hood of their car. Everyone in the bus station was staring. I gave a wtf?! gesture to the guys in the car and they just laughed. Seeing as they didn’t give a shit, I got up and just kept walking. Weird. Well that was my first time getting hit by a car. But anyway, a taxi ride, the Malawian immigration, $75, and another taxi + minibus and I was at the capital of Malawi, Lilongwe.

Initially I liked Lilongwe. It had all of the hustle and bustle that was lacking from the previous few capital cities I’d been to. People everywhere. Walking on the streets, in the bus station, in the market, just a whole lot of people! I found a taxi driver who wasn’t horribly ripping me off and we went to the most recommended backpacker place, a bit outside of town. As I’d learn, there are lots of muzungus in Malawi, but almost none of them are tourists, they’re volunteers, hospital workers, NGO workers, peace corps, or whatever. It’s a popular place for westerners to provide help to poor poor Africa. Most of the people I talked to say is a rewarding experience, but very frustrating at times, especially in the hospitals. Funding is tight, there are recurring shortages of necessary drugs, and workers do many things that would never fly/get you fired in a western hospital. Lots of sick people really can’t be helped much and die. That’s Africa.

But anyway, I spend the remainder of my day wandering around the markets in Lilongwe. There were two markets, the commercial services market and the food market, connected by many wooded planked bridges, over the river. I liked these markets, interesting, and very photogenic. Of course I got yelled at a few times for taking photos of extremely generic things, which is mildly infuriating. At one point I took a photo of some sun rays coming through wooden planks with the smoke in the air, where there were some guys sitting underneath. One of them got really mad and came over yelling at me, demanding money, and just making a scene. I apologized, told him I’d delete the photo and just walked off. I’m pretty sure he was doing the whole act so I would pay him a bunch of money for nothing. Who knows.

I was having just about enough of this market, so I crossed over one of the bridges to leave. Some guy was telling me it cost 30 kwacha to cross, because it’s a private bridge. Of course this is bullshit, even if 30kw is only 5 cents to cross. So I ignored him, and he came running after me, telling me that I owed him 30 kw. I shook him off, not realizing what had happened. Maybe 20 minutes later I realized that my phone was no longer in my pocket anymore! Damn. I had read not to keep anything in your pocket at the market… well that’s why. Time to buy a burner phone I guess.

Well I didn’t want to stay in Lilongwe any longer, so I booked a bus to Mzuzu the next morning. It was about 5 hours and the hopping off point to my next desired location, Nkhata Bay. I arrived in the late afternoon and it was pouring rain, so I didn’t get a chance to see much of the city. I did meet some guys at my guesthouse who said they’d give a bit of village tour the next morning, which I stupidly agreed to, not realizing it was just so they could sell me drugs or their artwork or whatever.

Well it was 7am, and pouring rain, and to even the most casual observer, this village tour was off. It was miserable outside. But they showed up anyway, knocking on my door. After I told them no way I'm going on a village tour they wanted me to go to the bar or to their compound to smoke weed (and of course rip me off). I wouldn’t do this anyway, but right now it was 7am and I was getting increasingly grumpy. I politely told them that I wasn’t interested and eventually they still didn’t take the hint. I finally told them they would literally be the last people on earth I would ever buy weed from, and they finally left. Thank god.

South Luangwa National Park

April 30, 2016

Our next destination was South Luangwa, which is supposed to be Zambia's best game park, and it's accessible by public transportation, good for backpackers like us! So from Lower Zambezi we had a taxi pick us up at the lodge at bright and early 6 am. From there they brought us to the Zimbabwe border crossing, where there are big coach buses coming through. We were able to ask the drivers if they had open seats on their way to Lusaka, and sure enough one of the buses did! So we had a nice smooth ride all the way to Lusaka. We arrived around 9:45am. We wanted to get to a place called Chipata, 9 hours away on the Zambia/Malawi border. As soon as we got off the bus a man was very eager to show us to a booth with a bus that was departing at 10:30. OK fine. It said so right there on the sign: 10:30am to Chipata. Looks good. We bought our tickets and one of the guys showed us over to the bus. We loaded our big bags in the storage underneath, bought some food, and hopped on at 10:25 or so. And waited.

the scene in front of our bus. Don't take Madoda!

And waited and waited and waited! After an hour of with no sign of movement, no driver, nothing, we started asking the guys out front. They said it was no problem, they just needed a few more people. At this point we realized we’d been had. This bus wasn’t going anywhere until it was completely full. Bastards! The whole 10:30 departure time was just one blatant lie! Later on we would ask around and we found out that this was the worst bus company around. I mean at least we’re dumb tourists and didn’t know any better, but I couldn’t help but wonder about all the locals already inside the bus, waiting forever. Did they not know?!

Even then, we assumed it would fill up relatively quickly, as Chipata is a pretty popular route, but no no no. We milled around the bus station for hours, waiting, talking to locals, Carmen even got a few marriage proposals. But you couldn’t stay waiting in the bus too long because it was hot as hell in there. So it was pick your poison, stew in the oven/bus in private, or wait outside and have the same conversations over and over with the locals. Finally at about 4:30pm, a mere 6 hours after we thought we were going to leave, we finally drove out of that god forsaken bus station. But only to the gas station where we sat for another 20 minutes. FFFFFF!

Stop at some night market. I don't know what these are... dried eels?!

And of course the trip wouldn’t be complete without a breakdown, where we sat on the side of the road for an hour while the bus guys took off the whole front interior compartment and played around with the wiring. We finally got into Chipata at a ridiculous time, 3am, but fortunately there were taxis still around. So we took one to our accommodation, of course no one was awake and we had to pound on windows and doors until finally someone showed up. A young guy who was shockingly cheerful and energetic given the time of night, who showed us to the dorms. We got a few hours of sleep, bought some groceries, and hit the bus to the village outside of South Luangwa NP.

Once we arrived we met the muzungus who were seated at the front of the bus, an Aussie named Alex and an American named Ben, who were also headed to the Marula lodge. We shared a taxi over and made it to the reception without any reservations. The woman working at the lodge told us the dorms were full but she would let us have a 4 person cottage at the same price as the dorms, sounds good! We booked ourselves two game drives the next day. At the camp it was also kind of cool because at night hippos would come up out of the river to eat, so they don't let you walk anywhere alone at night, even if its 20 feet, you always need to flag down the night watchman to escort you and make sure you don't get eaten by a hippo!

I’ve got to say, South Luangwa did not disappoint! Out of all the game drives that I’d been on so far, South Luangwa was the best. We saw all the usual stuff of course, but also so many lions! We started our day following a small group of female lions hanging out on tree lying flat. At one point we had a male lion walk right in front of our jeep, only a few feet away from us. That was a bit scary, but also really fricken cool! And the scenery was green and lush with weirdly bent trees, just a really nice place for a safari. So here's a bunch of animal photos!

I ended up taking the next day off, which proved to be a mistake as that evening the group saw a pack of wild dogs take down an impala, as well as a crocodile chomping another impala as it fled towards the river bank from the dogs. But this is how things work on safaris… you never know what you’re going to get! I did a game drive the following evening, which turned out to be awful. It was raining, we saw almost no animals for about 2 hours, and there was some sort of rock stuck in the brake pad which made and awful creaking/groaning noise the whole time! Ugh. But after we left the park driving back home at night, we totally unexpectedly spotted a leopard maybe 2 minutes away from the lodge! My first leopard spotting! So that alone almost made it worth it!

The next day it was sadly time for Carmen and I to say goodbye. Actually there would be no formal goodbyes, as she was leaving at 4am, and we agreed that she shouldn’t wake me up, ha. She had to take the bus back to Lusaka and fly to Zanzibar (in Tanzania) to meet a friend, whereas I would be taking the bus east to more backpacker friendly country of Malawi. So overall, I wouldn’t recommend Zambia for independent travel, but it was still fun with a travel partner. South Luangwa was definitely the highlight!

Zambia: To Lusaka and Beyond!

April 29, 2016

We took the 8 am bus from Livingstone to Lusaka. It was a big coach bus and I had bought the front row seats, which are nice because you get some extra legroom plus a good view out the front windshield. It the road was in good condition and pretty straight, yet during the trip we saw two semi-trucks flipped over the side the road. This would the first of many flipped over truck sightings! I can understand on steep, windy roads how something like would happen, but on a straight, flat road?! I still have no clue!

We got into the Lusaka bus station around 3pm and were immediately swarmed by minibus drivers asking us where we were going and taxi drivers trying to take our bags and put them in their vehicle. After swatting away these guys like fleas we headed out to the street and walked the 15 or 20 minutes to our guesthouse. It was pretty dead, something we’d be getting used to, but we had the whole dorm room to ourselves at least.

After having a beer by the pool we decided we’d go out an see what’s around Lusaka. We walked past the bus station and onwards to the city markets. At this point Carmen was getting A LOT of attention, partially due the fact she was a dress that only went maybe halfway down her thighs. Zambians are pretty religious (well most Africans are) and tend to dress pretty conservatively. And of course the market areas aren’t known the have the classiest crowd, so Carmen got plenty of suggestive ‘compliments’, which was fairly amusing to me, but not so much for her. Cleavage is totally fine in Africa, but a little leg… no no no! So we headed to one of the stalls and she picked up some fabric to tie into a sarong, which what most Africans women wear, and decided we’d had enough fun for one evening.

We couldn’t really decide what we wanted to do yet… Zambia isn’t very well set up for travellers without their own vehicles, so we decided to stick around for the day, it was Easter after all, and we thought maybe there would be some sort of festivities. We contemplated going to church, but I really didn’t have anything remotely resembling church clothes, so we decided not to. We ended up walking around the city again, hoping to find something remotely interesting, but alas, we found nothing but the mall. Such a boring city! I guess I expected something more from a capital city.

Later that night we met another Dutch guy at the guesthouse and he was working in a place called Siovango, which was right on a nice lake, and mentioned in our guidebook. He said he could drive us there tomorrow and there was an extra room in his company sponsored housing unit. So sure… why not?! We left the following morning and it was interesting listening to his work stories, managing 140 Zambians on a fish farm. The gist of it was that they are hard workers when you watch them, but as soon as you don’t, everybody stops working! It sounded like a job that wouldn’t like to have.

they had some adorable kittens running around

So it turns out there really isn’t much to do in Siovango! The first afternoon we walked around and checked out the fishing boats and then wandered our way into the villages. We came across a group of people having a party of sorts, with some music and lots of Chibuku, Zambian beer, which is disgusting. They invited us to join in the festivities and poured us some drinks. Chibuku is like a weird brown liquid, with little chunks of something floating in there, and its got an off-putting sour taste. The bigger gulps of this stuff you can take the better! After I finished one cup, I had to try the homemade beer (Chibuku is store bought), which was also terrible, but not as bad as the Chibuku, as it at least had a sweeter finish. They tried to sell me 5L for like $3! No thanks! After staying far longer than we felt comfortable, we finally excused ourselves and had the whole lot of the village children follow us back out the road. It was pretty cute!

fisherman in Siovango getting his nets ready

That night we went out to dinner at the only restaurant in town with the Dutch guy and his Portguese roommate. They had to work early the next day, so we’d have the house all to ourselves. Fine by us! Well of course there wasn’t really anything to in this town, so we went to the market to make eggs for breakfast and hung around the house. Carmen isn’t so good at doing nothing, so eventually she convinced me to do her 12 minute workout routine that’s on her phone, which was the first workout I’ve done in months! We ended up spending the afternoon at the nice hotel, which has a weightroom and a pool, so it was something to do. We went make to the market and made dinner to thank our hosts, Dutch meatballs (the butteriest meatballs you’ll ever have!) garlic mashed potatoes, and green beans. Frozen mangoes and ice cream topped with Amarula (similar to Bailey’s) for dessert. Not Bad!

We left the next morning and took a minibus/back of truck/taxi combination to a lodge on the lower Zambezi river, maybe 2 hours away. In the minibus I had the fattest African woman I think I’ve seen, basically sit right on top of me. In the minibuses if there isn’t enough room to get both your asscheeks in the seat you just sit down anyway and eventually people make room. These minibuses are basically like jigsaw puzzles, the one guy has to figure out how to jam as many bodies, backpacks, bags of maize, chickens etc, all into the one bus. But we got to the lodge easy enough and we were hoping to do a canoe trip. But canoe guys were actually on the Zimbabwe side and it would take a day for them to get organized. Well we didn’t feel like waiting, so we opted for a speed boat trip instead up the river. It wasn’t high season for animals, but we had a nice time spotting all the birds, hippos, and crocs that were scattered around the river! The next day we would head back to Lusaka and begin a hellish trip to South Luangwa National Park!

sitting on the front of the boat for the ride back in

Here I go again on my own!

April 26, 2016

So after the overland crew broke up, I was back to my own devices. Solo backpacking. My usual modus operandi. I crossed over the bridge overlooking the falls (that’s if it wasn’t so misty that you could actually see the falls) from Zimbabwe to Zambia, cold shouldering arts and craft vendors left and right. It was a bit of a longer walk than I expected with all my luggage, maybe 25 minutes or so before I finally reached the Zambian immigration. Lucky I was able to creep in front of a massive Mexican tour group and avoid waiting too long. Visa damage: $50. Although in one of the more weird visa procedures I’ve experienced, the guy behind the counter literally took over 5 minutes too peel off the visa sticker thing from the sticker book and apply it to my passport. I had about 8 Mexicans craning their heads around me to see what the hell was going on. It’s lots of little things like this that make Africa interesting! And occasionally frustrating.

I hopped in a taxi and headed the 10 kilometers or so to Livingstone, the main city near the falls. My taxi driver was very curious as to my religion (I’m a good Christian in Africa!) as most Africans are pretty religious. Turns out he was also the conductor for his church choir! But he also had some questions about some of the less common English words in some of his songs. So he handed me his song book and we went through a couple of the songs where I needed to explain the words… stuff like ‘bequeath’, ‘provenance’, ‘resolution’, and I can’t remember what else. But you have to remember English is like a 3rd or 4th language to most Africans! And after the vocab session was over he sang a few of the songs for me! Stuff like this is exactly the kind of thing I like that you really miss out on the overland truck type tours!

So I arrived at jollyboys hostel, which was mostly dead. To my surprise there were a few families with small kids. In most places around the world 'hostel' and 'children' should not be in the same sentence. But Africa is a bit different, these are more like large compounds with a wide range of accommodation, with safety being a big factor. I was shown to a dorm room and I was the only person in it, but was told that the next day was fully booked (which is normally pretty odd when you have an 8 bed dorm to yourself). Well it was Easter weekend and turns out there was some sort of large tour group of 18 year olds doing some sort of Africa experience, I don’t know, I didn’t talk to them because they were all annoying, and kept talking about how amazing all the stupid touristy stuff in Livingstone is. They filled up all the rooms and dorms and relinquished me to my tent. Good thing I brought it!

And speaking of Livingstone, it really is the biggest tourist trap of city that exists. Normally prices in Africa for tourist things are more than you would expect, but Livingstone takes the cake. Game drives that you would normally pay $25-40 for elsewhere are $100. Stuff like a half day hike and lunch in a ‘traditional’ village: $80. Prices that are just silly. But people pay them I guess! I was actually hoping to do the white water rafting, which I’d heard was legitimately awesome, but turns out the water was too high and they were only able to raft about 1/3 of the rapids… but it was still full price… wtf?! So I opted out of that. The other thing I was hoping to do was the devil’s pool, which is a natural pool of water right next to the falls, basically overhanging the falls, which makes for an awesome photo. But turns out it was only available in November when the water is low enough. And they charge $100 for it. To sit in a natural pool of water and take some photos for a few minutes. That’s Livingstone.

photo stolen from the internet of Devil's Pool

But there was one redeeming quality in my timing! It was a full moon and for about 3 days you can see a lunar rainbow over the falls because of how bright the full moon reflects on the mist. So I bought a special ticket for that, which is nice because it also allows you to be at the falls for sunset, which ordinarily they’re closed down before then. So I showed up around 5:30, but couldn’t get in until 6, so I bought some roasted corn from a street vendor and wandered down the street a little bit. Turns out a family of baboons had spotted me and my corn and were getting dangerously close. The head male came up very close to me and he had that look in his eye that he was going after my delicious snack, so rather than feel the wrath of a hungry baboon I chucked my corn away into the bush and he went scurrying after it. Don’t mess with the baboons!

At 6:00 I headed into the park and managed to get a few shots off before sunset. There’s one point called the knife’s edge where you walk across a narrow bridge where the water is absolutely pouring down on you. Just smashing you! It’s kind of fun. Like the good cub scout I am, I had my poncho ready. After it got dark I was wandering around not sure where to go for the viewpoint and ran into a German girl who also had no idea where to go for this lunar rainbow. So after maybe 30 minutes of walking with my almost dead headlamp we finally found the cluster of people who we assumed knew where to go. We sat there for maybe 45 minutes before finally seeing the first bit of rainbow. It was kind of cool. Well you could hardly see it. It was actually pretty disappointing. We just assumed that was it! We tried to find a better viewing area for a while, but couldn’t find one, and after another hour we were back at the same spot, but this time is way brighter! It was full rainbow over the falls! At night! So all in all, it was worth it. Somehow I don’t think I’ll be seeing another lunar rainbow anytime soon!

bridge over the Zambezi connecting Zimbabwe and Zambia

the one spot where you could actually take a photo without getting soaked

The next day was a relax day. After so many days on the truck and constantly moving around, it was time for an absolutely nothing day. Plus I hardly did any photo editing on truck, so I was wayyy behind. I needed to catch up a little. It was time for a photo editing binge! I spent all afternoon playing around with the photos on my computer, like a turd, sitting there on the nice comfy pillowpad for hours on end. After it got dark and I was still plopped in my exact same spot. A blonde girl who I had noticed earlier came up and wanted to know what I was doing on my computer for so long. This was kind of embarrassing, as when you stay at hostel you’re normally expected to be friendly, outgoing, meeting new people etc. Whereas I had been sitting in front of my computer for 6 hours not talking to anyone. Well most people at this hostel were families or the 18 year olds, so I had an excuse! But obviously it was nice to meet another traveller, who was about my age (and a girl). Plus I got to show off my photos, which drive all the women wild. Not.

Well it turns out this girl, well her name is Carmen and she’s Dutch, preferred to go to the supermarket and cook her own food (I like to cook too!) so we decided we’d make something together. We ended up making pasta with veggies and sausages in the dark, as the kitchen light was no longer working. Also without olive oil or any type of seasoning. It was not a well stocked kitchen! It was still decent though. It turned out we were both heading in the same direction, so we figured we might as well travel together! The next day we bought our bus tickets to our next destination: Lusaka, the capital of Zambia.

Overland Truck Part 5: The Final Stretch

April 20, 2016

After a relatively short drive we found ourselves inside of Chobe National Park in northeast Botswana, a park famed for its sheer number of elephants. At some point driving in there was an elephant that crossed the road in front of us. As we slowly drove by, it walked up close to the truck, and then started to charge! It got pretty close to the back of the truck before the driver sped off, the elephant still running down the street after us! So that was some excitement to start our time in the park. Our driver said that was the first time in all his years that he’d seen an elephant charge like that!

After setting up tents it already time for a midday game drive, not in our truck, but in the park’s 4x4 jeeps. The park itself is very picturesque, lots of lush green trees with the backdrop of the …. River. There was no shortage of animals. Impalas, baboons, wildebeasts, buffaloes, giraffes, elephants, mongooses (mongeese?) and warthogs. Our only complaint that it was the middle of the day, when we could be doing a game drive early in the morning the next day, which is usually the better time to spot animals (and take photos of them, due to the softer lighting) .

After that we hopped on a big boat and cruised around the waterways for the next few hours, spotting crocs, hippos, herds of buffalo, and the elephants coming down to drink and have a bath. There were elephants everywhere! We had a fantastic sunset to boot, so it really was a splendid boat trip.

Due to the unanimous complaints about the lack of a morning game drive, we were able to organize one ourselves for an extra $40 a person, starting at 5am the next day. Doing only 1 game drive in Chobe is an injustice to the park, and of course another annoying part of overland truck itineraries. But anyway, early morning is the best time to spot big cats, ie lions and leopards. And we were not disappointed. A pack of lions had been spotted in the first few minutes of entering the park. The jeep driving one half of our group found it first and was able to get up really close to the cats, but by the time we got there many other jeeps had already beaten us, and we were relegated to a spot that required some serious body adjusting and head craning to get a decent view past the other safari goers. The rest of the trip was mostly business as usual, plus a hyena, that the other truck got up close to, while we waited in the background. It’s nice having a more aggressive driver!

Once the game drive was over we packed up our tents and drove the last leg of the trip to Victoria Falls. It was weird to think that it was so close to ending already! It took a bit longer than usual to get our visas for Zimbabwe, which cost $30. Zimbabwe uses US dollars across the country, as the former currency was subject to some crazy % of hyperinflation after their president, Robert Mugabe, took away ownership of all of the white owned farms in the late 90's leaving people with no farming experience to run them, with disastrous results. According to Wikipedia in November 2008 the inflation reached 79.6 billion percent! Now you can see street vendors selling 50 billion Zim dollar notes, quite an amusing, but sad part of Zimbabwe's recent history.

So we loaded up on some dollars and headed over to the falls. The water level was high, so it was difficult to get a good photo without being covered by the mist. And the word mist is an understatement. But it did create a nice rainbow effect at some of the further viewpoints. We did some final group photos and headed back to the truck. For our last night (at least for those of us not continuing on back to South Africa) they put us up in the rainbow hotel, which was by far the best accommodation we’d had on the trip. We all rounded up for one last group dinner and farewell. We headed over to Mama Africa, one of the more popular (and surprisingly expensive) restaurants in town.

Only one or two people would actually be leaving the next day, so it wasn’t a true farewell, but we did collect tips for our driver and cook, as well as short speech in gratitude for putting up with us the whole time. We tried to find a bar afterwards, but Vic Falls was surprisingly dead! So some of drank in the hotel, and that was about it.

The next day everyone did their own thing, and then we went out to dinner again as a group. But once again, nothing to do after dinner! Such a boring town! The next morning was the real farewell as that’s when everyone had booked their flights home, or continued on with the truck, or started backpacking independently (me). So it was a somber affair. People were crying. I was not one of them, but it did suck to see all the friends you’d made over the past 3 weeks suddenly disappear. But I suppose that’s the way it goes. As much as I enjoyed the truck, I was also very ready to start my own journey without such a rigid itinerary. And that’s where the next post will start off!

Overland Truck Part 4: Botswana and the Okavango Delta

April 19, 2016

Botswana, like Namibia is another very sparsely populated country, with a large chunk of the country being taken up by the Kalahari desert. We wouldn’t have very much time in Botswana, but enough to see it’s two main attractions: the Okavango Delta and Chobe National Park. Driving from Etosha it’s probably a one long day to the Delta, but because the truck the needed to drop people off in the capital, Windhoek, we went far out the way and it was almost 3 days of straight driving in between Etosha and Okavonga. It’s things like this that make these overland trips frustrating sometimes.

not our actual route, but here's to give you an idea

Our crew was down to 15 or so at this point, losing 7 people at Windhoek and picking up one Kiwi for the final leg to Victoria Falls. At this point I can’t even remember where we camped for our first night in Botswana, but the second night we made it to the edge of the delta, camping right along the river that would take us into the delta itself. The first thing you notice is that the mosquitoes are fierce here. For most of Namibia they had not been too big of a problem, but now in the low lying marshland, they were relentless, constantly biting right through my hiking pants. I can see now why many people by shirts and pants with repellent already soaked into the fabric in Africa, but even here they still couldn’t stop the onslaught.

We got a rainstorm that night, making packing up our tents a very muddy affair. We would be spending 2 nights in the delta, so we packed our small backpacks, set them in garbage bags, and threw them in the back of our boat that would be taking us down the river. Almost right away the boat was having some sort of engine problems, so we spent an hour or so trying to figure out what was going before eventually ignoring it and continuing. We cruised down the river at a very leisurely space, spotting lots of birds and eagles. It took us 3 hours (double the time it was supposed to take) to reach our dropping off point, where we took some jeeps for another hour before finally being disposed at our lodge.

bats hanging out on the ceiling of our lodge. Who says they aren't cute!

We were shown to our tents. My new tentmate, Frank, who was German and hated mosquitos more than most people, had some a special bedroom mosquito spray that we coated our tent with for extra protection against the swarms. He used so much that I think he must have killed any mosquitos in a 20 foot radius. If we were found dead the morning the rest of the group could safely assume that the fumes had gotten us.

Soon enough we headed down to the water to meet our polers, who would be our boat drivers and as well as knowledgeable guides. The water throughout the delta is very shallow, so the boatsmen get around just by pushing their boat along with a large wooden pole. I ended up with Gisela, a friendly older Swedish woman, whose accent was at times amusing to our group. The boats we were seated in were called makoros, and at first they seem very unstable and likely to flip over, but you get used to them eventually. The polers took us out to see the hippos, which is a little unnerving, as they are the type of animals you don’t really want to be around with tiny little boats! You stare at them and they stare at you, occasionally grunting or showing their teeth to make their presence known, but ultimately doing nothing. Sometimes when they go under it makes you think their going to re-emerge right next your boat, but thankfully that never happened!

After another night of drinking games I awoke to about 50 mosquito bites on my feet, from some mosquitos that must have gotten into the tent at some point of the night and threw a party on feet. Ahh, Africa. All the spraying in the world couldn’t save me. But I had no time to itch them because we had to be on the boats early for a boat ride and walking safari. Personally I wasn’t a big fan of the walking safari compared with the jeep safari, as the animals are quite used to the jeeps, but with humans on foot they run off long before you get a chance to get close to them. We still saw some impalas, baboons, wildebeasts, and some elephants way off in the distance.

That afternoon we got to try out steering the boats ourselves, which is much more difficult than you’d think! Getting the balance down isn’t too bad, but just keeping the boat straight without turning it was shockingly hard. After a bit of practice the Worlds Cup of Makoro racing was hosted sporting 3 teams, the Germans, the Dutch, and the US/NZ combo. The Anglophones would ended up winning two out of the three races and taking home the cup! USA #1!

After that was a sundowner cruise, basically where you take a lot of beer and pick a spot to watch the sunset. Unfortunately the weather turned and that event had to be cancelled after half an hour or so. Back to drinking games! Then we were off early the next morning, but of course of the boat had not been fixed. Fighting the current this time around the trip took a miserable 4.5 hours in the pouring rain. Not one of the highlights of the trip! Due to the delay we didn’t reach our campsite until 10pm. Being that our tents were still wet, it was dark and late, and because it had been such a long day, most people splurged for bedroom accommodation that night, but not me and Frank and two others. We’d tough it out! So it was a good sleep that night. And that’s it for this post, onwards to Chobe National Park tomorrow!

Someone with better eyes than me spotted this Rhino in the downpour

Overland Truck Part 3: Etosha National Park

April 18, 2016

From Swakopmund it would be a 2 day drive to get to Etosha, Namibia’s best game park. It was only a partial day driving, and stopped to visit the Himba tribe, which is traditional tribe in Namibia. It was kind of silly, they just sat around while we took photos of them. They became much more friendly at the end when they were trying to sell us their crafts! Not many people really enjoyed this very inauthentic experience.

We got into came a bit earlier in the afternoon than usual, which gave us some time to go hiking around the campsite, which was surrounded by masses of rocky outcroppings. There was one in particular that I wanted to climb, so rather than doing some sort of guided bush walk, I opted to just start hiking to try and get to the top. Well the hiking was a bit harder than I expected! From afar it looked like a pretty clear route to the top, but it was mostly scrambling between massive boulders, rather than hiking. I was able to go up steadily for about an hour and half before running into a really tricky spot. It was a type of rock climbing move that I would make 90% of the time, but if I fell it would very likely be a broken ankle, so I decided to go back, which was disappointing. The mountain wins.

The next day was another driving day that brought us to a camp right outside of Etosha, another fantastic campsite with a pool, bar, and restaurant. The guy who owned the camp site was a South African guy in a wheelchair who basically was an asshole to everyone, but then would buy a round of shots on the house to make up for it. I liked him. At 3 in the morning we heard him calling for help because he was too drunk and fell out of his wheelchair! So it was an interesting campsite. The next morning we drove into Etosha and did a game drive in the morning and afternoon with our truck. It was cool for me seeing giraffes in the wild for the first time. Looking back, the game drive wasn’t anything special compared to the other parks I’ve been to though. In the afternoon it started to downpour, so it was tough to spot many animals, although we did see a rhino in the distance. And then as we got into camp the rain stopped and the sun came out, leaving behind an absolutely spectacular double rainbow, possibly the brightest one I’ve ever seen! That combined with watching the sunset over the watering hole was really amazing. The skies in Africa are really great sometimes.

It was an early wake the next day so we could look for animals around sunrise. We spotted a lone hyena right away, which came pretty close to truck. But after that it got boring quick. A lot of Etosha is set up around watering holes, but if it’s still the wet season, the animals don’t need to go to the watering holes to drink, so it wasn’t really the best time for animal viewing. Then we drove around for a few hours in the afternoon and once again saw almost nothing. Bad game drives get real boring real quick! We had the choice to do one more game drive in the late afternoon, but so many people were discouraged by the previous two game drives that only half of us went on this last one.

And what a game drive it was! First we saw a family of bat eared foxes, which arenormally pretty tough to spot. Then we saw a momma cheetah and her two cubs, who were constantly playing with each other. When we reached the watering hole there was a rhino there, plus a bunch of giraffes and impalas, and a glowing rainbow in the background. Then there was another rhino on the way back home. And then when we thought we’d seen everything we wanted a female lion came walking out of the bush and walked in frontand then across the road. And all of this while the sun was just setting and leaving behind very nice purples and oranges in the sky. And then we were about to go and the male lion came out too! It said down in the grass and gave us a nice big yawn before we headed to the camp gates, as to not get a late fine. So that game drive definitely made the whole park worth it!

giraffes marching past a Rhino at the watering hole

We did another ‘game drive’ the next morning, which was us just driving out of the park, and then headed on to the capital of Namibia, Windhoek. It’s kind of a weird city. The capital building looks like an old communist building. There’s a street called Fidel Castro Ave, which I guess is from when he helped the Namibians out against South Africa. Or was it Angola? I can’t remember. Then there’s also a street dedicated to Robert Mugabe, the man who drove Zimbabwe’s economy into the ground. But there were many modern buildings and people dressed well, although it just seemed very quiet. There were not so many people around.

After walking around for a bit we checked into our rooms on the outskirts of town and got ready to go the city most popular restaurant, the brauhaus. It was to be a bit of a sad night as there were 7 people or so leaving the truck at this point, having only signed up for the Namibia portion, so this was the end of the line for them. After dinner some of headed to one of the few bars open on a weekday night for some last drinks and goodbyes. For the rest of us it was onto Botswana and solid 2 days of driving to get to a place called the Okavango delta.

Overland Truck Part 2: Namibia

April 18, 2016

On the truck we would spend something like 10 days in Namibia, but first we had to cross the border, which can be a bit of a hassle with 20 something odd people. And the heat was absolutely stifling. It was probably 110 and no wind, so when you were outside waiting for everyone else to go through immigration it was pretty miserable. But we made it through with no problems and continued onward through Namibia’s dusty two lane highways. There wasn’t really much to see along the road except for a zebra or ostrich here and there, and for me it was my first time seeing either a zebra or ostrich in the wild, so I thought it was pretty cool! For sunset we stopped at the Fish River Canyon overlook, which was really nice, even though we had to stop and watch out for some scorpions underfoot!

That night we set up camp in the dark and got out first taste of the Namibian night sky. We had to wait until the generator and all the electricity at the camp went out at 11 to really get the full effect, but it was magnificent. Sipping wine and watching the stars, pretty awesome. Out of all things we did in Namibia I think the brightness of those stars will remain with me the most

hard to capture how bright the stars were, but you could see the milky way so clearly

The next day it was an early start (as usual) and basically another full day of driving. After we set up camp we got a guided tour through some of the desert and the bushman who was our guide told us all the ways his people would survive nomadically in the desert, which was kind of cool. That night we got a little lesson on the constellations and learned how to find south using the Southern Cross, which I promptly forgot. There was also a watering hole near the camp, so I assuming you sit quietly still in the darkness you can watch the oryx’s and the zebras skiddishly approaching the water. For the zebras I think it took half an hour of creeping a little closer, going backwards, and then creeping up again until they finally made it. Interesting, but also frustrating to watch!

That morning we were up at 4 am to go hike the sand dudes. Well just one sand dune in particular: the cleverly named Dune 45. Obviously a much better dune than dune 44 and 46! It wasn’t a difficult hike, maybe 25 minutes to the top, just in time for sunrise, which was spectacular. The dark shadows in contrast the sunlit sides of dunes makes for very nice photos. From the top of our dune we were led to a big sand crater, which didn’t look too difficult to run around the rim, so me and a German guy had a race all the way around, starting in opposite directions, first one to get back to original spot wins! As you might have guessed we had underestimated exactly how difficult this would be, and less than half way through we were both exhausted. But we dragged ourselves all the way around and finished the circuit. Technically I lost, but I don’t think anyone was actually racing at that point. But it was good exercise! Something you don’t get enough of on the truck.

After that we had breakfast and boarded some jeeps that took us through a desert track and towards another set of dunes. 20 minutes by walking later we reached an area with white, flat, cracked earth, a former lake bed I think, surrounded by dunes. Scattered throughout were gnarled dead trees that looked very cool and erie at the same time. I would have loved to have been there at night with the stars overhead. But needless to say it was a great place to take photos!

So after an action packed morning it was back on the truck to the adventure capital of Namibia, Swakopmund, which interestingly enough is a little German enclave in the middle of the country. Well Namibia was a German colony after all. They took us to this big tour office where they showed us some super lame videos of people skydiving, sandboarding, and ATVing, all at super inflated prices. I guess our group wasn’t exactly the adventure activity crowd, so only a handful of people signed up for the sandboarding. Some of us decided to rent 4x4 trucks and check out the area around Swakopmund. Apparently there was a seal colony with over 100,000 seal maybe an hour or two up the coastal road, which we wanted to check out.

It was easy enough to rent two trucks and we headed off the next morning. Sadly I couldn’t drive as I still don’t know how to drive manual, although I did get a lesson that day, which I probably did not pass! A couple hours of driving later we were at the seal colony. There was one wooden walkway that you’re allowed to walk on, and everywhere you look, seals everywhere! Breeding season had just been underway, so we could see baby seals flapping around everywhere looking for their mommies. And it was smelly! And noisy! The damn seals never shut up. They’re always yapping at each other. When one gets in another’s space they’re quick to bark and bite at each other. At one point there was a baby seal who had found its way onto the boardwalk, but couldn’t get out, so we tried scaring it off in the direction of the exit, but rather than seeing me and turning towards the exit it came lunging at me instead, which left me running off and shrieking like a little girl. So that was my excitement for the day.

After that we had a little picnic down the road, on what turned out to be dead seal beach, as the ones who didn’t make it found their way washed up on this part of the beach. Next we wanted to find some sort of shipwreck. After asking directions we meandered our way through some sandy bumpy roads near the coastline, finding nothing. We hopped back on the highway and then of course we found the sign for it, right off the road! Apparently the Namibian coast is famous for being easy to get shipwrecked and this stretch was nicknamed the skeleton coast. You can even see some wrecks in the sand dunes (normally by air) as they are impossible to drive to. So that was it for Swakopmund. We all went out to dinner and said a sort of goodbye to the small group of people (the older ones) that were doing the accommodated tour (as opposed to camping). They would be doing the same route, but on a different truck, and we’d still see them at campsites that also had real rooms for accommodation. Now our truck was down to 21, so a bit more space for us! Next stop, driving safari in Etosha National Park.

everyone eating the brownies I picked out for desert. They were awful

the dirt roads on the coast looking for the sunken ship

Overland Truck: 20 Days from Cape Town to Victoria Falls

April 18, 2016

So I was in Cape Town and not really sure how I wanted to travel around Africa yet, and when I was looking around the internet a lot people mentioned these overland trucks. They take a bunch of travellers from point A to point B, stopping at all the highlights, and camping along the way. I was a bit torn because I knew that I probably wouldn’t like the pace of travel (too fast) and the lack of any type of cultural interaction, because you’re only hanging out with people on the truck and usually staying at campsites, away from the towns and people. On the other hand they sounded like a lot fun! You get to meet tons of new people, and not just for a few days at a time. Plus it sounded like public transportation in Namibia and Botswana wasn’t very good, as they are very sparsely populated countries and the best way to see them is to rent a car. So seeing that I didn’t have people to rent a car with at the time, I decided on booking the truck at the last minute.

What the inside of the truck looks like, with not so many people

So we all met at the office at 7am, March 3, to fill out paperwork and make payments and get ready to go. There were 24 of us altogether. It’s a bit awkward at first because you’ve got so many people who have never met before and you’re learning so many names all at once, which just go in through one in ear and out the other. But everyone seemed friendly and most people were around my age, mostly late 20’s to late 30’s. And Even one couple who looked well into their 60’s. We were all assigned lockers, which is where we’d put our big backpacks, did the introductions with our driver and cook, and headed off!

First stop: The Mall! Time to stock up on snacks and especially water. The 5 liter jugs would be bought many times over on this trip. I attempted to buy some anti-malaria pills but they wouldn’t let me without a doctors prescription, so that would have to wait. But we wouldn’t be getting into any malarial areas until northern Namibia, so I had some time. I think I was the only person on the whole truck who hadn’t gotten these in advance. But I already knew ahead of time which pills I wanted because I’ve taken them before, so it seemed silly to waste a day in Cape Town going to the doctor. I just had to find a pharmacy that would let me buy them!

After the mall we got one last photo of the city from across the bay, and then it was a full day of driving. Later that afternoon we learned what the term bushy-bushy was, which would be our side of the road bathroom stops, where you have to hide behind the bushes. Definitely helps being a guy in this regard! We reached our campsite around 5pm and learned how to put up our tents, which was pretty straightforward. They were big, sturdy canvas tents with thick metal poles, probably weighing 30 pounds?! Not exactly like the tents I’m used to camping. It was two to a tent, so I teamed up with Daniel, a Spanish guy, to be tent-mates. And as for the campsite, I was kind of expecting the camp sites to be just a large patch of dirt with just the truck, the tents and maybe a fire. But the campsites in general would be much much nicer than I had expected, this one having an enclosed area with a stocked fridge and toilets, wifi (crappy), a pool, and a little banquet room. So about half of us bought some beers and headed off to the pool. Not surprisingly this group of people would be the ones I’d be spending the better chunk of my time of the trip with!

After the pool it was time for some South African wine tasting and dinner, which gave us another chance to attempt and learn everyone’s names and nationalities. We had a good mix: A sprinkling of Canadians, Swedish, Norwegian, Spanish, Singaporean, British, and then six Dutch and six Germans. And one American! And out the crew, almost half were solo travellers and no group was larger than 3, which is a good set up for mingling and hanging out together as a group. It looked like it was going to be a good trip! We’d head up to the border of Namibia the next day, to do some canoeing (which was insanely hot), and then cross over the border into the dry nothingingness that is most of Namibia!

Around the Cape

March 27, 2016

I decided that I wanted to check out some of the places around Cape Town, and I found a scooter rental company online, so I decided that would be the easiest way. The company didn't seem to have an actual office, which was a bit strange, but we met up in front of a big hotel, did some paperwork and I was on my way. The weather was sunny and 70's, very nice driving weather. My plan was to work my way all the way around the coast for about 200 miles total and end up in a town called Hermanus, where they have the great white shark diving. The roads along the cape are in great shape and the views (as you can see from above) are fantastic of course. Passing all the cyclists on the road I became jealous of all the Cape Towners who have scenery like just out their back door.

Along the coast I passed by beaches for sunbathing, beaches for surfing, and more remote beaches with rolling sand dunes and windsurfers out in the distance. I have never seen such drop dead gorgeous scenery located so close to a major metropolitan area! I stopped for a bit to check out the dunes for a bit and had a bite to eat in a trendly little restaurant before continuing on. Further on along the coastal rode I stopped to check out some sort of commotion with hundreds of birds flocking overhead. There was a truck parked on the beach and people were hauling in tons of fishes with big nets, pouring them into a basket, and dumping them into the back of truck. There seemed to be one surly man in charge barking orders, all the while little black kids would be running up to the nets and trying to steal a few fishes before get chased off by this one very angry man. It was entertaining to say the least!

Continuing on the beach road the winds were really howling off the cape, and I was beginning to regret being on the scooter as the winds were ripping sand off the dunes and whipping it across the road, which was really stinging my bare skin. I put on a long sleeve shirt, but I didn't pack any pants, so I would just have to endure it. Plus some of the wind gusts were so strong that it felt l was going to get pushed off the road at some points. I just got as low and aerodynamic as I could and pressed onward. Finally I got away from the beach road and back on to the main road. On the interior I passed some of the townships, which appeared to be tin shacks stretching for miles and miles. Eventually the road went back to the coast and I rode through another scenic beach town and back on to another amazing road that wound its way along the rocky outcroppings overlooking the ocean. Such good driving! Well at least until the winds picked up again! After two hours of battling a crazy strong wind I finally arrived in the sleepy beach town of Hermanus and checked into the backpackers as it was getting dark. Long day!

I was hoping to do the shark diving the next day but apparently the waters were too choppy, so it would have to wait until the next day. I was told there was a penguin colony some 30 miles away so I decided to check that out instead. It was a good place to spend a few hours watching the penguins do their thing.

The next day the shark diving was on! Now it's not really diving, but that's what they call. Basically you drive out in a pretty big boat and they find the shark and chum the waters to get the sharks around the boat. There is a cage on the side of the boat that you go in wearing a wetsuit and dive mask. When the shark gets close everyone puts their head under the water to see the shark coming up to the cage and going by. The visibility isn't very good so you need the shark to be very close. But It's a pretty big rush seeing the great white swimming only a few feet away from you!

Sometimes the shark will even smash into the cage as it is trying to get the bait that is set out for it. Or sometimes they pull the bait out of the water at just the right time and you can see the shark come out of the water with its jaws ablazing, trying get the bait. Really cool to see! Although you can only stay in the water for so long, because it's freezing in there, even with the thick wetsuits. Then you can warm up on the top deck of the boat and watch the sharks circling the boat from a higher vantage point. So it was a fun way to spend the afternoon! It never really felt dangerous at any point, but maybe a bit startling when the crash hit the cage when you weren't expecting it to! It was something that was worth doing, but now that I've done it, it's not something I would do again I think.

That afternoon I rode back around the coast to a quaint little coastal village called Simonstown. I was hoping to do some scuba diving with the 7 gilled cowsharks and check out the sea lion colony. Sadly the water was too choppy for the sea lions, but the cowsharks would still be okay. And it turned out to be an awesome dive! It was first cold water dive, so it was a little strange getting used to such a thick wetsuit, and the vest, and the hood, and all the extra weight, but after a minute or two it was fine. The diving itself is in a kelp forest, and its kind of dark, so it gives a kind of eery feeling. And then there's sharks cruising through! The cowsharks are about 10-12 feet long and will swim very close to you! It almost looks like they're eyeing you down. We saw about 20 of these sharks in our dive. It's one of my favorite dives so far!

The next day I took by time driving back along the coast and checked back into the hostel that afternoon. The next morning I would hop on an overland bus with 22 other people that would take us up through Namibia and Botswana, ending in Victoria Falls!

Last second decision: Cape Town!

March 27, 2016

In Bali I decided that although I still love Asia, I really wanted to experience a place that I wasn't used to at all. So I switched up my plans for the following 3 months and bought a ticket to Cape Town. Time to get a taste of Africa! Nine hours to Dubai (and sadly not a long enough layover to get out of the airport and take a look at the city) and another nine hours to Cape Town. As we approached the city on the plane I was craning my neck hard to look through the window because the glimpses of the city nestled in the mountains looked absolutely gorgeous!

At the airport I had no problem at the ATM, which is always a bit of a worry whenever you fly to a new continent. So I was all loaded up on South African Rands. The only public transportation into the city was a bus, which had surprisingly few people waiting for it and took almost 30 minutes to arrive at the stop. But once on the bus everything was straightforward. Just like in the States most of the people riding it were either black or foreigners. I got dropped off a few blocks away from the hostel, dropped off my stuff, and started hiking up the nearby hill to catch a glimpse of the sun setting over the city, and it was a damn good one! The city itself really is beautiful.

After a few days I wrote down some of my first impressions:

The city doesn’t really seem to have much of a downtown, the main bar restaurant strip (Long Street) was a bit sketchy. But seems to have little pockets of nice bar/restaurant areas.

Even though the city seemed pretty safe to me, the locals warn you not to walk places at night, so you just cab it around everywhere at night.

The dollar is strong against the rand! For the quality of food you were getting in restaurants, the price was very good value. A dollar now gets you twice as much as did in 2008. So it’s a good time to travel to South Africa!

Burgers are big! There seemed to be quite a lot of burger places, and all of them packed at night.

No white people seem to work in the service industry, at almost every restaurant I went to the servers are almost always black. It was also weird seeing Chinese/Mexican/Indian restaurants not being staffed by people of that respective ethnic group.

Racial Divide. All the whites seem to live in fairly posh houses near the downtown or overlooking the ocean, where the blacks almost invariably live in shanty towns called townships on the outskirts. The townships feel like a completely different world. America obviously has its fair share of racial inequality, but hey, at least its not as bad as South Africa!

Lovely weather. 70’s and sunny when I was there, and always a nice breeze blowing. Gorgeous beaches closeby. Really reminded me of Perth.

People seemed pretty outdoorsy. Lots of hikers and bikers around.

Extremely annoying you can’t buy a bus ticket on the bus. They make you go into the city center to buy a special bus card. Its supposedly to be a deterrent to hijacking, but for a tourist it’s a pain in the ass.

Tons of activities for tourists. When you take into account all the things you can do in the city and the surrounding area, it is probably the best city for tourists that I have ever been to! It’s definitely not a city you can do in two or three days!

Hiking Trails. You've got both Lion's Head and the even taller Table Mountain. I did the Lion's head hike around dusk to watch the sunset and it was really nice.

Very friendly taxi drivers. They're all from Zimbabwe for the most part and happy to chat.

White! Cape Towners love the color white. Beautiful white houses and white luxury cars, driven by white people of course. I think a white cream colored Mercedes was the unofficial car of Cape Town.

Overall a very enjoyable city! And really one of the most aesthetically pleasing cities I’ve ever been to. Between the beaches, hiking, wineries, and the coastline, Cape Town really has a lot going for it!